"There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I've got to beware"
-Buffalo Springfield 1966
For many reasons, I never want to sound bat-shit paranoid insane, but there seems to be something wrong in America today. Instead of building towards a better tomorrow, it seems to be crumbling around us at an alarming rate. Why? We're in the 21st century, shouldn't we be more enlightened, or at the very least, more civilized? Sadly, it seems as if we have a vastly growing continental divide of morality. Our society seems to be moving towards a new civil war, and I'm trying to understand why this is happening.
First, let me say I am probably one of the least qualified people to discuss social or political issues. I graduated from a simple technical college, and other than taking a semester in sociology and psychology in high school, I really am quite the clueless idiot.
But what I lack in education, I try to make up with common sense and acute observational skills (hopefully).
Let me share with you what I've noticed:
Each week, it seems news and mostly social media, is eager to focus on one specific story. Everyone is almost obligated to share, like and/or comment on this one grand mal headline of the week. Recent spotlights have been about a county clerk refusing to give marriage licenses to gay couples, a "politician" saying Mexicans are drug dealers and rapists, a Muslim kid being arrested for building a clock, and a 16 year old kid being tackled and arrested by police for jaywalking. Anyone remember the big news story about Kony 2012 that everyone was obsessed with? How quickly we forget...
If you're like me, (i.e. human), each of those stories make your blood boil. I read about them and cringe, feeling my heart race from the stupidity involved, and get knots in my stomach. I watch the videos and weep for our society and try to understand why it has to be this way. Maybe some of you will do more. Maybe some of you will make efforts to make a change to the world, but my instinct says, most of you will sit in anguish and maybe 'like' or share the post, or maybe even make a creative hashtag in support. Because I'm sure you know by now, a creative hashtag can easily solve all the world's problems.
But then something strange happens: sometimes, a news article will come out that puts a completely different spin on this tragic situation. Or you find out suddenly how many people are supporting this horrible person. Why??? What happened in our society to cause such a vast difference of opinions? Are the cops really a bunch of racist thugs killing kids, or are people in these dangerous neighborhoods threatening, and even killing police every day so they have to protect themselves? Did this kid innocently build a clock, or was he trying to make it look like a bomb to make a statement and cause trouble? Is President Obama one of the greatest presidents this country has ever had according to some sources (like here), or is Obama truly an evil arrogant megalomaniac bent on world domination according to other sources? Are you sure about your answers? Have you really read information from both sides thoroughly before answering? (FYI - these are rhetorical question. I'm not writing this for a debate on any of these specific topics). Sometimes, those opposing views make some very interesting points that make you think. Of course sometimes, those viewpoints are extremely moronic too. But really... you should question EVERYTHING! Just because you agree with it, doesn't mean it's true. You should still think for yourself and spend a moment doing some research.
But... could it be that SOME of these stories are fake?
Remember kids, we live in the 21st century, and video is fairly easy for any random idiot to create. It's not difficult to gather enough friends together and stage something seemingly unbelievable. Or, with the right software, you can edit a video to tell a completely different story. And even worse, many satirical sites are being shared as if it is a real story. You have to look deep into the site to see it is satire, but the damage is already done by people sharing because they KNOW it's plausible enough without bothering to double check.
So what should you believe? Maybe the bigger question is, why is it being done?
Do you know that feeling you have in your stomach when you read those disgusting news articles? Last year, it was leaked(?) that Facebook toyed with our emotions. Specifically, they spent a week in 2012 manipulating your news feed to see if they could elicit more negative responses from YOU, (read about it here). And for the record, there is nothing illegal in their actions. So, is this an ongoing project? I know I still cringe sometimes when I read a shared news story. Currently, over one billion people are using Facebook every day. That is quite the impressive social experiment if you think about it. One billion people to test and see if you can make them happy, or sad, or angry, or...?
But realistically, I doubt going back in time and stopping Mark Zuckerberg from creating Facebook will solve our problems. Maybe we would all still be using MySpace *cringe*, but the affect on our society would still be the same.
Social media isn't the only source of public manipulation. Lest ye forget we also have news organizations and politicians. Both of which can be extremely biased. There is no guarantee or law that says news programs or politicians have to tell the truth. They just have to convince enough people of they're sincerity. And why would they lie??? They have power, so I can't think of any reason why they would need to mislead us.
Well, maybe all is lost for us, but obviously our children are the future, so if we teach them well, we can all live long and prosper.
But wait... in a perfectly controlled society, we don't want the next generation to outsmart anyone in power. So, hopefully, parents are ignoring their children enough and letting the television or video games babysit them. And while in school, maybe we can have standardized testing for students, so we aren't really educating them. We just want them to pass a test to be smart enough to work in McDonalds. In a properly brainwashed world, we should send children to schools that focus on everything except education... from suspending children for wearing the wrong clothes, or if they pretend to shoot imaginary guns, or sending children home early because they have 'violent' characters like Star-Lord or Wonder Woman on their backpack (yup, it happened here). Or maybe we can just prescribe drugs instead of actually taking care of them properly, (like these).
But what is the agenda? Is there a goal to all this dumbing down of our society? Is there a Star Chamber where the 1% meet and talk about us like pawns? Maybe the days of Roman Caesars are being reborn. Maybe they watch from afar, betting 3,000 Quatloos on their favorite group of gladiators to defeat the others, when society starts to inevitably crumble.
I really have no answers, but personally, I will not play this game. I focus on my own world. I'm aware of the bad things and try to educate myself, but I try to share the positive and creative parts of my life. I worry about my friends and family. I'm not jumping onto anyone's bandwagon, because in most cases, they're already too crowded, and I have plenty of room in my own bandwagon. I will never share or discuss those stories-of-the-week on social media, because I wasn't there. I don't know those people, and I wasn't involved. I have very strong opinions, but, there could be plenty of people that disagree with me and... what if I'm wrong *gasp*?
Personally, I prefer to focus more on aliens than alienation.
Now, if I suddenly disappear tomorrow....
Deeesher
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Saturday, September 19, 2015
Conspiracy Theory
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Thursday, December 30, 2010
In Case You Missed It
I say a lot of dumb things. Maybe years from now, psychologists can look at some of the things I've said, and conclude, "...well, there's your problem!". On the other hand, maybe future generations will study my writings and build a new society from the rubble of the old one, (and God help us all if this happens).
Most of my comments are posted as short silly Facebook Status Updates. Sometimes the world annoys and frustrates me, or sometimes I'm just making a nerd-inspired observation about the world around me. In the end, I always hope that I can make someone agree, or at the very least smile just a bit.
And please don't think this is a form of narcissism, or arrogance! One of the main reasons I'm doing this, is so I don't accidentally start repeating myself. But if you do find something you particularly enjoy, and want to use, I only ask that you give me credit, (cause I'm not making any money from this! But if you should feel so inclined...).
So it is with great pride, and shame I have logged a general digest of stupidity for you, in what I like to call:
The next time you feel down and depressed, remember that someone somewhere in the world, touched themselves sexually thinking about you...
June 23, 2009 at 9:25pm
My entire life consists of never ending dorky useless projects I create for myself. Is that inspiring, or disturbing?
June 28, 2009 at 12:50pm
Maybe one day, I'll be as cool as my glasses
July 4, 2009 at 3:31am
WHY are fireworks the same as they were 30 years ago?!? I want NEW Firework technology dammit!!
July 4, 2009 at 9:40pm
I like to think everyone dislikes me. It makes me try harder to impress, and I'm never upset when I discover I'm right. And imagine how happy and surprised I am to learn someone DOES like me!
July 9, 2009 at 3:03am ·
Should I be concerned or happy if my mono mix sounded stereo tonight?
July 10, 2009 at 2:52am
I totally rule... whenever I'm not busy sucking
July 11, 2009 at 8:50am
Does everyone else want to smash their car repeatedly into the bumper of a car with a 'Baby on Board' sign, or is it just me?
July 13, 2009 at 1:40am
Always wondered what Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Stevie Ray Vaughn etc would have sounded like without all the drugs and alcohol...
July 21, 2009 at 12:04pm
I'm always concerned about leaving fingernail clippings or strands of hair laying around cause I KNOW someone will use them to clone me and then I'm screwed! Yes, this is what its like living in my head...
August 13, 2009 at 7:53pm
Bad news - Turns out I'm not nearly as cool as everyone thinks. Heartbreaking as it may be for you, please try to continue like nothing has changed...
August 14, 2009 at 9:57pm
Things always seem a bit funnier by adding 'again' at the end of it. For example: "the town is being over-run by zombies... again" Or: "I accidentally killed one of those hookers... again"
August 24, 2009 at 1:02pm
I played tech support for my dad's computer problems tonight. He said he has Windows XP Professional version. I explained this was too much for him, and he needed to get Windows XP Idiots version. I am now up for adoption...
August 28, 2009 at 4:34am
Back to the eye doctor again today. Maybe soon I will be able to see all you people... and run fleeing in terror
September 1, 2009 at 12:16pm
Oh why am I cursed with having so many good looking sexy attractive friends??? Especially you!
September 12, 2009 at 10:40am
If you're a guy and your boobs are big enough to fill a bra, KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON PLEASE!!!
September 14, 2009 at 5:54pm
You think I'm a nerd??? Have you met some of my friends here? I'm an amateur!!
September 16, 2009 at 1:46pm
The best thing to happen to Chris Brown is Kanye West
September 16, 2009 at 9:51pm
Today I learned the economy sucks. Why hasn't someone warned me about this??? Someone should tell news broadcasters!
September 17, 2009 at 5:43pm
I don't need drugs or alcohol... I feel drunk and stoned all the time naturally.
September 30, 2009 at 3:01pm
I've been trying to be a sound engineer long enough. Its time for me to quit and just walk the earth, looking for adventures and solving mysteries. Who do I send the resume to for that?
October 2, 2009 at 12:56pm
Finding a needle in a haystack is easy... dive in, roll around and wait for it to poke you in the ass.
October 4, 2009 at 9:42am
Does anyone else think when they see a guy wearing really baggy pants, it looks like a dress? Someone should maybe tell them...
October 6, 2009 at 6:46pm
I remember when I had thousands of people cheering for me. Those were the days...
October 9, 2009 at 7:42pm
Today, I was convinced I was losing my grasp of reality. Then I wondered, did I ever really have a firm grasp of it to begin with?
October 10, 2009 at 3:41pm
Why yes, I do know why the chicken crossed the road. But legally I am not permitted to disclose that information at this juncture. Please fill out the proper Chicken Crossing Query forms or contact your nearest Poultry Motivation Official.
October 11, 2009 at 1:42pm
Indiana's state bird is the cardinal. I never saw one there, but in Florida, I see one almost daily. Do they know something we don't? And why do we have state birds?? Why not state dogs? State cats? State lizards? State spiders??
October 12, 2009 at 4:41pm
Why aren't there any cover versions of 'Happy Birthday' recorded? I would love to hear it with like a kick ass guitar or drum solo, or like a trippy DJ remix maybe...
October 15, 2009 at 11:46pm
The weather is changing. I know because my foot really hurts where I had my surgery last year. Either that, or the stuff he filled the bone with has decided to tunnel its way out...
October 16, 2009 at 10:53pm
I've turned my brain off for the entire weekend, so if there's something you need, sdflkasj;an,n.zxo mas,xc,l lk,,op o,.q.
October 17, 2009 at 9:40pm
My success and failure recently seems to depend greatly on how my hair looks, (sorry bald guys, short haired guys and fuzzy headed guys... you can't understand my pain)
October 19, 2009 at 5:38pm
I am convinced that whenever I lose something trivial, its people from the future coming back to steal small unimportant items from me to showcase in a classroom or a museum. "...And Deeesher often used this 'cap' on what we believe is called a PEN. We can only guess what these 'pens' were used for..."
October 21, 2009 at 8:13am
If I accidentally swipe my credit card at the guard gate, will they charge me to work here?
October 26, 2009 at 5:32pm
Okay, seriously... you're a woman and you walk around with a thick mustache... WHY are you not doing something about this?!?
October 27, 2009 at 1:31am
Someone seriously needs to consolidate all these vampire stories/movies/TV series into one, cause I can't keep track of all the vampire rules and character backgrounds. Maybe we can at least narrow it down to two, one sappy and romantic for the girls, one kick ass and sexy for the guys. Can the government regulate this please???
October 28, 2009 at 9:54am
Just saw Waldo driving west on I-4 in a Taurus. Weird cause I would think he would be driving in a luxury car by now if not even in a limo...
October 30, 2009 at 5:53pm
I hate the word 'pre-owned'. Since nobody likes the word 'used' either, maybe there is another choice. Unwanted? Unloved? I could sell a thousand cars right now if I market them as Unwanted and Unloved....
November 6, 2009 at 10:48am
Tonite, Billy Ocean finally came out of my dreams... and into my venue.
November 7, 2009 at 2:45am
I wanna be a douchebag too... everyone else is doing it!
November 19, 2009 at 11:18am
What the hell are you people staring at! This is perfectly natural....
November 20, 2009 at 11:59am
I feel so disorganized. Send in the clones!
November 23, 2009 at 3:09pm
Virtually everything we own is becoming virtual...
November 24, 2009 at 11:17am
Its so much easier to write about the world than to deal with it...
November 29, 2009 at 11:06am
Deeesher
Most of my comments are posted as short silly Facebook Status Updates. Sometimes the world annoys and frustrates me, or sometimes I'm just making a nerd-inspired observation about the world around me. In the end, I always hope that I can make someone agree, or at the very least smile just a bit.
And please don't think this is a form of narcissism, or arrogance! One of the main reasons I'm doing this, is so I don't accidentally start repeating myself. But if you do find something you particularly enjoy, and want to use, I only ask that you give me credit, (cause I'm not making any money from this! But if you should feel so inclined...).
So it is with great pride, and shame I have logged a general digest of stupidity for you, in what I like to call:
In Case You Missed It
The next time you feel down and depressed, remember that someone somewhere in the world, touched themselves sexually thinking about you...
June 23, 2009 at 9:25pm
My entire life consists of never ending dorky useless projects I create for myself. Is that inspiring, or disturbing?
June 28, 2009 at 12:50pm
Maybe one day, I'll be as cool as my glasses
July 4, 2009 at 3:31am
WHY are fireworks the same as they were 30 years ago?!? I want NEW Firework technology dammit!!
July 4, 2009 at 9:40pm
I like to think everyone dislikes me. It makes me try harder to impress, and I'm never upset when I discover I'm right. And imagine how happy and surprised I am to learn someone DOES like me!
July 9, 2009 at 3:03am ·
Should I be concerned or happy if my mono mix sounded stereo tonight?
July 10, 2009 at 2:52am
I totally rule... whenever I'm not busy sucking
July 11, 2009 at 8:50am
Does everyone else want to smash their car repeatedly into the bumper of a car with a 'Baby on Board' sign, or is it just me?
July 13, 2009 at 1:40am
Always wondered what Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Stevie Ray Vaughn etc would have sounded like without all the drugs and alcohol...
July 21, 2009 at 12:04pm
I'm always concerned about leaving fingernail clippings or strands of hair laying around cause I KNOW someone will use them to clone me and then I'm screwed! Yes, this is what its like living in my head...
August 13, 2009 at 7:53pm
Bad news - Turns out I'm not nearly as cool as everyone thinks. Heartbreaking as it may be for you, please try to continue like nothing has changed...
August 14, 2009 at 9:57pm
Things always seem a bit funnier by adding 'again' at the end of it. For example: "the town is being over-run by zombies... again" Or: "I accidentally killed one of those hookers... again"
August 24, 2009 at 1:02pm
I played tech support for my dad's computer problems tonight. He said he has Windows XP Professional version. I explained this was too much for him, and he needed to get Windows XP Idiots version. I am now up for adoption...
August 28, 2009 at 4:34am
Back to the eye doctor again today. Maybe soon I will be able to see all you people... and run fleeing in terror
September 1, 2009 at 12:16pm
Oh why am I cursed with having so many good looking sexy attractive friends??? Especially you!
September 12, 2009 at 10:40am
If you're a guy and your boobs are big enough to fill a bra, KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON PLEASE!!!
September 14, 2009 at 5:54pm
You think I'm a nerd??? Have you met some of my friends here? I'm an amateur!!
September 16, 2009 at 1:46pm
The best thing to happen to Chris Brown is Kanye West
September 16, 2009 at 9:51pm
Today I learned the economy sucks. Why hasn't someone warned me about this??? Someone should tell news broadcasters!
September 17, 2009 at 5:43pm
I don't need drugs or alcohol... I feel drunk and stoned all the time naturally.
September 30, 2009 at 3:01pm
I've been trying to be a sound engineer long enough. Its time for me to quit and just walk the earth, looking for adventures and solving mysteries. Who do I send the resume to for that?
October 2, 2009 at 12:56pm
Finding a needle in a haystack is easy... dive in, roll around and wait for it to poke you in the ass.
October 4, 2009 at 9:42am
Does anyone else think when they see a guy wearing really baggy pants, it looks like a dress? Someone should maybe tell them...
October 6, 2009 at 6:46pm
I remember when I had thousands of people cheering for me. Those were the days...
October 9, 2009 at 7:42pm
Today, I was convinced I was losing my grasp of reality. Then I wondered, did I ever really have a firm grasp of it to begin with?
October 10, 2009 at 3:41pm
Why yes, I do know why the chicken crossed the road. But legally I am not permitted to disclose that information at this juncture. Please fill out the proper Chicken Crossing Query forms or contact your nearest Poultry Motivation Official.
October 11, 2009 at 1:42pm
Indiana's state bird is the cardinal. I never saw one there, but in Florida, I see one almost daily. Do they know something we don't? And why do we have state birds?? Why not state dogs? State cats? State lizards? State spiders??
October 12, 2009 at 4:41pm
Why aren't there any cover versions of 'Happy Birthday' recorded? I would love to hear it with like a kick ass guitar or drum solo, or like a trippy DJ remix maybe...
October 15, 2009 at 11:46pm
The weather is changing. I know because my foot really hurts where I had my surgery last year. Either that, or the stuff he filled the bone with has decided to tunnel its way out...
October 16, 2009 at 10:53pm
I've turned my brain off for the entire weekend, so if there's something you need, sdflkasj;an,n.zxo mas,xc,l lk,,op o,.q.
October 17, 2009 at 9:40pm
My success and failure recently seems to depend greatly on how my hair looks, (sorry bald guys, short haired guys and fuzzy headed guys... you can't understand my pain)
October 19, 2009 at 5:38pm
I am convinced that whenever I lose something trivial, its people from the future coming back to steal small unimportant items from me to showcase in a classroom or a museum. "...And Deeesher often used this 'cap' on what we believe is called a PEN. We can only guess what these 'pens' were used for..."
October 21, 2009 at 8:13am
If I accidentally swipe my credit card at the guard gate, will they charge me to work here?
October 26, 2009 at 5:32pm
Okay, seriously... you're a woman and you walk around with a thick mustache... WHY are you not doing something about this?!?
October 27, 2009 at 1:31am
Someone seriously needs to consolidate all these vampire stories/movies/TV series into one, cause I can't keep track of all the vampire rules and character backgrounds. Maybe we can at least narrow it down to two, one sappy and romantic for the girls, one kick ass and sexy for the guys. Can the government regulate this please???
October 28, 2009 at 9:54am
Just saw Waldo driving west on I-4 in a Taurus. Weird cause I would think he would be driving in a luxury car by now if not even in a limo...
October 30, 2009 at 5:53pm
I hate the word 'pre-owned'. Since nobody likes the word 'used' either, maybe there is another choice. Unwanted? Unloved? I could sell a thousand cars right now if I market them as Unwanted and Unloved....
November 6, 2009 at 10:48am
Tonite, Billy Ocean finally came out of my dreams... and into my venue.
November 7, 2009 at 2:45am
I wanna be a douchebag too... everyone else is doing it!
November 19, 2009 at 11:18am
What the hell are you people staring at! This is perfectly natural....
November 20, 2009 at 11:59am
I feel so disorganized. Send in the clones!
November 23, 2009 at 3:09pm
Virtually everything we own is becoming virtual...
November 24, 2009 at 11:17am
Its so much easier to write about the world than to deal with it...
November 29, 2009 at 11:06am
But wait, there's more!
To be continued...
To be continued...
Deeesher
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